svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

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my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: territorialcreep, via perks-of-being-chinese)

whiteboywaves:

Boy: *hands me diamond ring* will you marry me
Me: *puts diamond ring on* na

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"it’s like i’m living la vida without the loca"
my dad when my mom said we weren’t having pizza (via pemsylvania)

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deodrant:

i hate when i reply to someone w ‘omg’ and theyre like ‘omg what’ like nothing just omg

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andercas:

no matter how old i get

i will always be at least slightly convinced that im capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings

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dulect:

"Describe your style" 

anything on sale

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